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Celebrating 100 years

  • Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
  • Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
  • Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
  • Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
  • Forbidden fruits create many jams.
  • God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called
  • God grades on the cross, not the curve.
  • God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over"religious nuts!"
  • God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
  • He who angers you, controls you!
  • If God is your Copilot - swap seats!
  • Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
  • Prayer: Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!
  • The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
  • The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
  • We don't change the message, the message changes us.
  • You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:

     1 cross
     + 3 nails
     ------------------
     4 given

That's the whole gospel message simply stated

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